My Apologies in Advance

...if I offend anyone.
In starting to tell people about the blog, I realize how important knowing my target audience really is. And then I realize that I can't please all the people all the time, and I'm way better off just being me.

So, to my friends and family... You all know me enough by now to know that some of this will make some of you squirm a bit in discomfort, or shake your head in disbelief. You might say to yourself, "What a rube."
This isn't unlike most regular interactions with me, really. And most of you have stuck around so far.
I guess I know you all love me anyway. and that you know that I wouldn't be me if I didn't walk the line of social acceptedness.

So, deal with it.