Thursday, April 14, 2011

I'm all packed ... a box and ready to go!!
Palm Springs here I come!!

This wasn't quite how I envisioned my first trip to California, but it is definitely going to be a good hot time. I am sure to be the life raft for many a floating Chawbacon in the pool, as the temperatures are expected to soar to unbearably hot heights. The girls have been landing in California throughout the evening; some in LA, some already in Palm Springs. I don't fly out until tomorrow packed snugly in beside Renee's undies out of somewhere in Virginia I think or maybe it's Maryland. Washington, DC?   I sure as hell hope she is spared any sort of humiliation that a luggage check might present.

A couple of things intrigue me about the information provided on the box. I'm curious as to what 2 holes I have. I mean, one is a given. But, the second that could be a fairly even split between two different, desirable and popular locales. And I'm not sure which one I'd rather.

Also, I have a 3D face, which, in a blow-up doll, would be somewhat expected, right? I mean, it would be odd to have a flat paper cut out for a face, with a fully dimensional body. Which got me wondering if I am actually going to have a paper cut out face; like if Renee is cutting out a picture of my face and sticking it on Dr. Susie. In which case, the added bonus selling feature of the 3D face is nullified.

And, then, I spotted the bottom right corner of the box and realized that....buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... I vibrate!! It really doesn't get better than this, does it?

Ohhhh, it's going to be a fun fun weekend.

(go and read this entry if you really don't know what I'm talking about: and you'll better understand why I'm suddenly referring to myself in first person as a blow-up doll and why I'm going to Palm Springs.)


Anonymous said... will definitely be the life of the party!!!
I love love love this!!


Alissa Chaw said...

lol! It sounds like you girls will have so much fun! I am sorry I will be missing this!

Renee said...

You are floating in the pool right now!

thelma said...

I have a feeling that there will be a lot of good, good, good vibrations! Hope the Jodi doll doesn't melt in the 38 degree weather.

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