I know it must be confusing; that the cat, bigger than you are, poops in the laundry room. And is allowed to...is, in fact, set up with a litter box even.
This does not, however, give you permission to do so too. This activity must cease immediately.
In fact, if I step in your shit one more time, you will be taking up permanent headquarters out there in the barn with CC and the farm animals.
Where you can shit wherever you want.