Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Our Carolina Cargo arrives tomorrow

C.C. arrives tomorrow! Wow. I'm excited and scared. The fear is just based in the knowledge that things are about to change around here. But, mostly, I'm getting more and more excited to meet her.
We have a 4 hour drive to pick her up and then a 4 hour drive home. And B.Rube's just told me that the kennel isn't going to fit in the back of the car and that we'll have to take the truck; with the kennel stashed in the back and the puppy on my lap. Oh Damn. The puppy on my lap.
A 4-hour drive with that incredible fluffy little bundle of love snuggled up on my lap.

And then..... out to her kennel alone in the cold rainy night.
No wonder I'm scared.


the bitchy decorator said...

oh honey...you are so going to fall in love!

I can see it now...

B. Rube leaves for work early one morning and then, just before he gets on the highway, he remembers that his cellphone is on the kitchen island. "Damn!" he mutters under his breath and turns the car around to head back to the house.

Coming back into the house he hears a voice coming from the bedroom. "Strange..." he thinks to himself, "she is never up this early."

As he approaches the bedroom to check things out he listens through the door and hears her speaking softly; intimately, "you like that don't you? you like being here with me? I couldn't wait for him to leave so I could hold you again!"

Forcing the door wide open; fists and jaw clenched he sees you in bed with...

the puppy?

brown chicken...brown cow...

it's the life of a farm girl!

J.Rube said...



I'm glad someone's funny around here, cuz my wit and humour seems to be missing.
Brown chicken..brown cow.... I can't get it out of my head now, like a bad porn.

Anonymous said...

OMG -------awesome Bitchy Decorator.

I concur....you're gonna get caught J.Rube...so just ask B.Rube for some "get out of jail cards" now, in advance.

How the hell can he expect you to hold CC in your lap for 4 hours and then turn it over to the sheep.
What if they don't like her? What if they are mean to her...and she is crying and missing her Mommy.
OMG -- I better shut up.

Good luck.

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