Monday, August 18, 2008

Hung like a... Donkey

Grab your daughters! Shield your eyes! Run for your lives!



Don't you just feel a little nastier for simply looking? I certainly felt dirty zooming in on him (it) to get the best shot. I so wanted to post this for you yesterday but didn't want to taint my sweet darling's birthday. I also figured that some of you dirty dogs would mistake it for my Sunday Secret and that my reputation would be shot. (okay, so it's not so hot to begin with.... but it's never included animals before, has it?)

Poor Julio. Poor confused Julio. The ewes are in heat and Julio is feeling the love. In all the wrong places.
B.Rube insists that this isn't erect. It hurts my head to even think about.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor Julio
Ya gotta get the poor thing a little "donkey girl" to have.
Maybe a little Lucy or something.

J.Rube said...

Little girl donkeys are called jennies - isn't that cute?
How about a little Jenny?

Alissa said...

LMAO at the shrek comment! Can you imagine having to walk around with that thing. Let alone being the poor girl donkey that has to be subjected to that monster of manhood!

Alissa said...

LMAO at the shrek comment! Can you imagine having to walk around with that thing. Let alone being the poor girl donkey that has to be subjected to that monster of manhood!

lise said...

I seriously thought that it was a leg....ewwwwwww (not to be confused with ewe!)

Anonymous said...

Time for a new J.Rube.
Tired of seeing that "5th Leg" evrytime I check in!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MaMaP

Magnolia said...

I have to say...I need to move on from the donkey's dinky too. LOL

Anonymous said...

my husband was wondering why you have a picture of HIM on your blog!! HAHAHA - apparently he hasn't looked in the mirror lately :)
ec

J.Rube said...

anonymous ec,
Tell your husband he's an ass.

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