Saturday, May 21, 2011

Canuck Boob Girl has a Face...and a rough week

Talk about consequences....

Our Canuck boob girl has a face.
(and a bit more of a belly than I expected, I must admit....She clearly has had children with abs like that. I wonder what her kids think of mom's cheeky demonstration.)


Without a doubt, her life has changed drastically in the past 3 days. I wonder if regret has inhabited her and whether the infamy will move her to new heights in the months to come making Wednesday night's decision worthwhile.  Somehow I doubt it, but I suspect that she likely had a "I'll never drink again" moment on Thursday morning when she woke up in a jail cell, wiping that sweet smirky smile off her face.

Rumours are flying throughout Vancouver (and much of the continent!) about who this girl is and what has happened to her since being ejected from Rogers Arena on Wednesday night. Although unable to confirm any of this, I have been told that she was thrown into a jail cell on Wednesday night following the incident and is facing charges of up to $15000 for public indecent exposure and being drunk and disorderly. CBC may also be considering charges against her, as well as the Canuck organization banning her for life.  She has deleted her Twitter and Facebook accounts in an attempt to avoid unwanted attention, and someone told me last night that she was actually fired from her job!

Whew! If that ain't a bad episode of Hangover, I don't know what is.

With charges like that stacked up against her, I bet it's only a matter of time before a fundraising Facebook group begins in an attempt to 'help finance the twins'!

You can watch the uncensored video right here.... http://aruralrube.blogspot.com/2011/05/canuck-fan-flashes-her-boobs-to-eager.html

(edited to add: This girl did lose her job the day following the incident. She worked as an insurance agent in North Vancouver (at Allwest Insurance) and was sitting in company seats when the flashing happened. It would appear that the company didn't take too kindly to her indiscriminate use of their corporate seating! Sucks to be you!)

8 comments:

Cautious and awkward, (even when drunk) Martha said...

Although you make some interesting points about the repercussions of her drunken actions... I still love her mischievous smile, and am envious of her confidence, (whether due to drunkenness or not.)

J.Rube said...

God, I love you Martha. (whether due to drunkenness or not.)
Now, show me your friggin' tits! No, on second thought, after breastfeeding three of 'em....DON'T!!!!

Brenda said...

She may have better boobs, but I make better decisions.

Alissa said...

Wow, I hope all of that isn't true! I mean she just showed her tits! Big deal! So it is actually illegal there for women to be topless in public? Are men allowed to show their tits? Cause I would rather see her tits than some fat nasty man boobs anyday. And I am sure everyone agrees with me. LOL

Anonymous said...

It's not illegal to show your breasts in Canada so I doubt there will be any charges. The worst punishment is maybe being thrown out. I doubt because they would have warned her first.

J.Rube said...

It is not illegal in Vancouver for a woman to be topless, you're right (although women have been arrested for it before), but it is illegal to flash children, which leads to the indecent public exposure charge. And she did not get a warning that night at Rogers Arena. She was immediately escorted out by security and met by the police.

AppleTree 43 said...

I don't know...........but I'm thinking she might have brought a lot of new Insurance Business in to her company after her little one second appearance at the game!!!

I just THANK GOD that the Mirage didn't have any hidden camera's!!!!!
LMAO

J.Rube said...

Ohhh, Appletree, I'm sure they did!! and, hell, we did enough damage with our own cameras!!! One of the most fave pics of myself of all time I think....
and
BEST NIGHT E.V.E.R.!!!!!!!!!!

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