Sunday, June 22, 2008

Genetically Doomed

Sorry, T.Rube. You're doomed. There are a million other incredible genetic gifts that your father and I have given you, but boobs ain't likely one of them. (or, two of them, either, for that matter)

So, you might as well get accustomed to the chicken cutlets now - it can't hurt to practise up a bit. But, just be aware that this isn't one of those "practise makes perfect" situations. No amount of preparation is going to help you here, in terms of growth and development. They're not going to rub off on you, or anything like that.
I tried.

1 comment:

Magnolia said...

I think boobs can be over rated.!!!
(says the woman without a worry in this area.)

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