Definition: accidental blow job

1.accidental blow job: (n.)(sing.)

A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or the morning after, and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the receiver (or actually can't even stand the receiver), but somehow ended up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.

"Crystal woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then that the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job."