It's your birthday. Again!! I can't believe that another whole year has flown by. Before you know it, you're going to be older than me!!
I know it's not your best birthday ever. In fact, it's probably one of your shittiest..... your big new project at work starts today on March 30th. You have to work and are not able to go to the game as we had planned.
I guess it could be worse. I could post this picture for everyone to see:
(remember when it appeared as a huge picture in the newspaper a couple of days after your Amazing Race birthday that I busted my butt to plan for you last year?)
You make a wonderful pole dancer, B.Rube.
Or... even worse, what about this one???
(remember how the race official had to ask you to tuck your scrotum back into your suit because you were scaring small children and adults alike?)
(remember how the race official had to ask you to tuck your scrotum back into your suit because you were scaring small children and adults alike?)
or knowing the world was seeing this picture might make your birthday even worse:
(remember how shocked you were when I caught you that day?? and then to discover that you'd been posting your boob video all over the web?)
So, how's your birthday now?
Love,
J.Rube
p.s. You know that I love you like crazy; more now than ever before. It's mostly the blue coveralls and the Dollar Store cowboy hat that do it for me. We've created something amazing in our lives, and you should be sooooo proud of all that you've accomplished. Your determination and commitment and ability to succeed far outshine just about everyone. And you are the second hardest working man I know!!!
You are an incredible daddy to our two little girls and you light up our lives when you walk in the door. Thanks for everything and have a very happy birthday!!! despite work. xoxo
